Dear god…


i just want a hot older man to take care of me ok why can’t i have that why are so many older men creepy and repulsive wht did i do to deserve this @ god why how do i get a nice older man to dom me how do u ask someone t

God replied,  ‘Maybe try finishing your sentences and not using ‘u’ as a pronoun.’


Thank the universe for men who are such gentleman on the outside and such naughty fucks on the inside.

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